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The ans 2 d toughest qustn evr is here!
Q. Wen do u know u r in love?
Ans: U know u r in love wen u start
looking 4 d cheapest mobile plan.!
=======
Just Imagine World WithOut Girlz?
Park Empty
Theaters Silent
Police At Rest
All Mobile Company Loss
All Boys Getting Rank In ExAm..!
=============
Husband sent SMS
2 father-in-law
UR PRODUCT NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS
Smart Father-in-law:
WARANTY EXPIRED MANUFACTURER NOT
RESPONSIBLE
===========
Newly married Husbnd saves wife's numb.
on mob. as- MY LIFE
Aftr 1yr- MY WIFE
5yrs- HOME
10Yrs- HIT_LER
After a few years,
WRONG NUMBER :D
===============
Nobody in d world can stop u frm falling
in love
Bt 2 powerful weapons can do dat
Mummy's Chappal
&
Daddy's Belt
=============
Define a true music lover?
A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath;)
and a boy near d keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.
============
Always keep ur gf's photo in ur
purse.wen u r in big trouble,see d
photo,u wil realize tht no other problm
is bigr thn this problem
wat an idea!!
===========
HUSBAND'Z DIARY:
Nw I alwyz watch my weddng video in
revers..
I luv d end wen she taks d ring off,
jumps in2 her car & returns 2 her home!!
=============
Breakup Tips:
How to creat
The Biggest
Doubt in Ur
Lover for YourSelf??
Very Simple
Just Suddenly SmS Her/Him
"I Love U too"
===========
Wat is fashion designing?
Too many Brains,
wit too many ideas working on too little
pieces of cloth jus 2 cover 2little
parts of a model!:D
===========
48+1 can sit in a Bus
.
5+1 can sit in a CAR
.
3+1 can sit in a AUTO
.
1+1 Can sit in a BIKE
.
Only 1 can sit in a
.
.
.
TOI'LET :D
===========
Deadliest PJ ever:
Q- Wat wud u call one-fourth of
Harbhajan Singh?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans-'Pav Bhajji !' :-D
============
Scientific Joke:
Wht wil u cal 2nd
&3rd editions of nano car?
Any guess
Sodium nitrite& sodium nitrate!
coz it will be NaNO2 &NaNO3 :D :)
=============
Ultimate PJ:
What happens when a lion roars thrice???
.
.
.
. Think?
.
.
.
.
.
Tom and Jerry cartoon begins :D
=============
Four Stages Of Marriage:
Mad For Each Other.
Made For Each Other.
Mad At Each Other.
Last ONE:
.
.
Mad Bcoz Of Each Other
Q. Wen do u know u r in love?
Ans: U know u r in love wen u start
looking 4 d cheapest mobile plan.!
=======
Just Imagine World WithOut Girlz?
Park Empty
Theaters Silent
Police At Rest
All Mobile Company Loss
All Boys Getting Rank In ExAm..!
=============
Husband sent SMS
2 father-in-law
UR PRODUCT NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS
Smart Father-in-law:
WARANTY EXPIRED MANUFACTURER NOT
RESPONSIBLE
===========
Newly married Husbnd saves wife's numb.
on mob. as- MY LIFE
Aftr 1yr- MY WIFE
5yrs- HOME
10Yrs- HIT_LER
After a few years,
WRONG NUMBER :D
===============
Nobody in d world can stop u frm falling
in love
Bt 2 powerful weapons can do dat
Mummy's Chappal
&
Daddy's Belt
=============
Define a true music lover?
A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath;)
and a boy near d keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.
============
Always keep ur gf's photo in ur
purse.wen u r in big trouble,see d
photo,u wil realize tht no other problm
is bigr thn this problem
wat an idea!!
===========
HUSBAND'Z DIARY:
Nw I alwyz watch my weddng video in
revers..
I luv d end wen she taks d ring off,
jumps in2 her car & returns 2 her home!!
=============
Breakup Tips:
How to creat
The Biggest
Doubt in Ur
Lover for YourSelf??
Very Simple
Just Suddenly SmS Her/Him
"I Love U too"
===========
Wat is fashion designing?
Too many Brains,
wit too many ideas working on too little
pieces of cloth jus 2 cover 2little
parts of a model!:D
===========
48+1 can sit in a Bus
.
5+1 can sit in a CAR
.
3+1 can sit in a AUTO
.
1+1 Can sit in a BIKE
.
Only 1 can sit in a
.
.
.
TOI'LET :D
===========
Deadliest PJ ever:
Q- Wat wud u call one-fourth of
Harbhajan Singh?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans-'Pav Bhajji !' :-D
============
Scientific Joke:
Wht wil u cal 2nd
&3rd editions of nano car?
Any guess
Sodium nitrite& sodium nitrate!
coz it will be NaNO2 &NaNO3 :D :)
=============
Ultimate PJ:
What happens when a lion roars thrice???
.
.
.
. Think?
.
.
.
.
.
Tom and Jerry cartoon begins :D
=============
Four Stages Of Marriage:
Mad For Each Other.
Made For Each Other.
Mad At Each Other.
Last ONE:
.
.
Mad Bcoz Of Each Other
==================
Modern girls:
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in
mobile :D
=============
Naughty wind.!
That blows the girls skirt high.!
But
Nature is clever,
It sends the dust along with the wind to
close the boy's eyes.
============
How BEDROOM Smells Aftr MARRIAGE
1st 3 MONTHS-Perfumes
Flowers
1-3 YEARBaby Powdr,
Cream,Lotions
Aftr 10-13 YEARS-Vicks,Zandu Balm,Crocin
================
Advantage Of Pillow for Students:
4Sleeping?
No.
4Pillow Fight?
No.
Then?
4Hiding Ur Cell While Texting Late At
Night :D
===============
What is the diffrnce b/w Complete and
Finish..?
If U hav many gud frinds
Ur lyf is Complete..!
If they all r girls!!
Ur lyf is Finish..!
=============
Always remember:
When a Boy cancels a date
it is because he "Has To"
and
When a girl cancels a date
it is becasuse she "Has Two"
=========
A couple had a huge fight 1 night
.
.
.
Goin 2 bed,
Husband says,
"Gudnite old mother of 3 kidz".
.
Wife replied
"Gudnite father of None.."
===============
Sum Guys hold their Girlfriend's hand in
Malls
cuz
If dey leave her hand..she'll go
shopping:P
It luks ROMANTIC but actually its
ECONOMIC :D
=================
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in
mobile :D
=============
Naughty wind.!
That blows the girls skirt high.!
But
Nature is clever,
It sends the dust along with the wind to
close the boy's eyes.
============
How BEDROOM Smells Aftr MARRIAGE
1st 3 MONTHS-Perfumes
Flowers
1-3 YEARBaby Powdr,
Cream,Lotions
Aftr 10-13 YEARS-Vicks,Zandu Balm,Crocin
================
Advantage Of Pillow for Students:
4Sleeping?
No.
4Pillow Fight?
No.
Then?
4Hiding Ur Cell While Texting Late At
Night :D
===============
What is the diffrnce b/w Complete and
Finish..?
If U hav many gud frinds
Ur lyf is Complete..!
If they all r girls!!
Ur lyf is Finish..!
=============
Always remember:
When a Boy cancels a date
it is because he "Has To"
and
When a girl cancels a date
it is becasuse she "Has Two"
=========
A couple had a huge fight 1 night
.
.
.
Goin 2 bed,
Husband says,
"Gudnite old mother of 3 kidz".
.
Wife replied
"Gudnite father of None.."
===============
Sum Guys hold their Girlfriend's hand in
Malls
cuz
If dey leave her hand..she'll go
shopping:P
It luks ROMANTIC but actually its
ECONOMIC :D
=================
Funny but so true:
Mother: I think our daughter is in
love..
.
Father: How do u know.?
.
Mother: She is not asking for pocket
money.:-)
===============
Amazing banner outside a wine shop...
.
.
.
.
.
"If you love someone today, then you
will surely Love me someday.."
===============
Facebook fever..!!
Best quote by a student..
"Sometimes I feel like writing 'lol' at
the end of every answer in the exam.."
:-)
================
Teachr-Where is ur Homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I
have uploded a copy of it and tagged u!
============
Philosophy of life:-
at the beginning of any relationship
evry girl treats her boyfrnd as GOD
later on somehow the alphabets get
reversed.
=============
Hyt of laziness:
Thief 1: Let's count the money that we
have robbed today at the bank.
Thief 2: Dude I'm so tired. We'll see in
the news. :D
===============
Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl Im Gonna Meet
In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The
Gym :D
===============
If GIRL is in LOVE,Her Parents Ask: Who
is that IDIOT?
&If a BOY is in LOVE,His Parents
Ask:IDIOT,Who is that GIRL?
FUNNY,But TRUE! :D
==============
For a Boy its Easier 2pick up 50kg GIRL,
But
4 The Same Boy its Quiet Diffcult 2pick up a 14.2kg Gas Cylinder..
Dedication & Interest Matters!!
===============
Great Words By a Bankrupt Lover-
'Nothing In This World Is More Expensive Than Having a GirlFriend Who Is Totally Free On WeekEnds'
=====================
Boy:i love u
Girl:i love u too but u wont ask dowry will u
B:u dont worry dear y dowry i wont even talk anything about marriage..
====================
Boy: Why did'nt u close ur eyes wen i kissed u
.
.
.
Girl: Last time wen I closed my eyes, u stole 500 rs from my purse..!!:P:D
==============
"WORDS WRITTEN ABOVE A CLASSROOM CLOCK....
"This Clock will never be Stolen,
coz too many Students are Watching it..!" ;-)
==================
Mother: I think our daughter is in
love..
.
Father: How do u know.?
.
Mother: She is not asking for pocket
money.:-)
===============
Amazing banner outside a wine shop...
.
.
.
.
.
"If you love someone today, then you
will surely Love me someday.."
===============
Facebook fever..!!
Best quote by a student..
"Sometimes I feel like writing 'lol' at
the end of every answer in the exam.."
:-)
================
Teachr-Where is ur Homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I
have uploded a copy of it and tagged u!
============
Philosophy of life:-
at the beginning of any relationship
evry girl treats her boyfrnd as GOD
later on somehow the alphabets get
reversed.
=============
Hyt of laziness:
Thief 1: Let's count the money that we
have robbed today at the bank.
Thief 2: Dude I'm so tired. We'll see in
the news. :D
===============
Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl Im Gonna Meet
In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The
Gym :D
===============
If GIRL is in LOVE,Her Parents Ask: Who
is that IDIOT?
&If a BOY is in LOVE,His Parents
Ask:IDIOT,Who is that GIRL?
FUNNY,But TRUE! :D
==============
For a Boy its Easier 2pick up 50kg GIRL,
But
4 The Same Boy its Quiet Diffcult 2pick up a 14.2kg Gas Cylinder..
Dedication & Interest Matters!!
===============
Great Words By a Bankrupt Lover-
'Nothing In This World Is More Expensive Than Having a GirlFriend Who Is Totally Free On WeekEnds'
=====================
Boy:i love u
Girl:i love u too but u wont ask dowry will u
B:u dont worry dear y dowry i wont even talk anything about marriage..
====================
Boy: Why did'nt u close ur eyes wen i kissed u
.
.
.
Girl: Last time wen I closed my eyes, u stole 500 rs from my purse..!!:P:D
==============
"WORDS WRITTEN ABOVE A CLASSROOM CLOCK....
"This Clock will never be Stolen,
coz too many Students are Watching it..!" ;-)
==================
Wats d Perfect Example of both Gud Luck & Bad Luck @ same time?
D naughty wind blows d girl's skirt high,
Bt
also brings dust in boy's eyes.
================
Fantastic Msg:
Dear Mother-in-law,
Dont teach me how to handle my children, I'm living wit one of urs & She needs alot of improvement' ;)
====================
Quote By a Student:
3 Most HARMFUL Substances that Irritates Our Eyes :
Atmosphere Dust
Question paper
&
.
.
.
My College GIRLS.
==================
Question Asked In a Talent Test-
'If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE'.?
The Best Answer- 'Why Should I'?
===============
New Theory:
Argument wins d person,
But loses d relation..
So dont argue with ur frnds..
Just..
.
.
.
Slap them & Say- I'm Always Correct..
===============
Fact-
Boys Can Never Be Satisfied With 3 Things In Life
Mobile
Bike
& GirlFriend
Coz
There Is Always a Better Model Available In Future
===============
3 rats were tellin abt thr bravery-
Rat 1- I fight with 9 dogs..
Rat 2-i eat cheese 4m d trap.
Rat 3-ok guys,i m leavin, i have a date wit cat;-)
=============
y Doctors use gloves for surgery??
.
.
is it to maintain sterility
.
.
no
.
.
.
if someone dies they should not get fingerprint thats y..
===========
SAD msg by an IDIOT:
If gAL is in lov,her parents ask:who is dat idiot?
If a boy iz in lov,his parents ask:idiot,who iz dat gal?
Funny but true
============
Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant.!
Terror- When GF Is Pregnant.!
Horror- When Both r Pregnant.!
Tragedy- When U r Not Responsible 4 Both.!:D
=============
Its such a funny situation-
We have no idea wat 2write in d xam paper & d supervisor cums up & says
''PLZ COVER YUR ANSWER SHEET'':D
============
A.Lincoln-
if i have 8hrs 2 cut a tree,
i spend 7hrs sharpening d axe.!
Pappu-
If we hav 8hrs 2 study,we spend 7hrs searching d books:D
==============
EVE:Adam dear, do u love me?
ADAM: No, i don't
EVE(crying): den, y did u marry me?
ADAM: 0h Hello! U are talking as if i had a CHOICE-!:-P
===========
D naughty wind blows d girl's skirt high,
Bt
also brings dust in boy's eyes.
================
Fantastic Msg:
Dear Mother-in-law,
Dont teach me how to handle my children, I'm living wit one of urs & She needs alot of improvement' ;)
====================
Quote By a Student:
3 Most HARMFUL Substances that Irritates Our Eyes :
Atmosphere Dust
Question paper
&
.
.
.
My College GIRLS.
==================
Question Asked In a Talent Test-
'If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE'.?
The Best Answer- 'Why Should I'?
===============
New Theory:
Argument wins d person,
But loses d relation..
So dont argue with ur frnds..
Just..
.
.
.
Slap them & Say- I'm Always Correct..
===============
Fact-
Boys Can Never Be Satisfied With 3 Things In Life
Mobile
Bike
& GirlFriend
Coz
There Is Always a Better Model Available In Future
===============
3 rats were tellin abt thr bravery-
Rat 1- I fight with 9 dogs..
Rat 2-i eat cheese 4m d trap.
Rat 3-ok guys,i m leavin, i have a date wit cat;-)
=============
y Doctors use gloves for surgery??
.
.
is it to maintain sterility
.
.
no
.
.
.
if someone dies they should not get fingerprint thats y..
===========
SAD msg by an IDIOT:
If gAL is in lov,her parents ask:who is dat idiot?
If a boy iz in lov,his parents ask:idiot,who iz dat gal?
Funny but true
============
Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant.!
Terror- When GF Is Pregnant.!
Horror- When Both r Pregnant.!
Tragedy- When U r Not Responsible 4 Both.!:D
=============
Its such a funny situation-
We have no idea wat 2write in d xam paper & d supervisor cums up & says
''PLZ COVER YUR ANSWER SHEET'':D
============
A.Lincoln-
if i have 8hrs 2 cut a tree,
i spend 7hrs sharpening d axe.!
Pappu-
If we hav 8hrs 2 study,we spend 7hrs searching d books:D
==============
EVE:Adam dear, do u love me?
ADAM: No, i don't
EVE(crying): den, y did u marry me?
ADAM: 0h Hello! U are talking as if i had a CHOICE-!:-P
===========
Aftr slaping wyf,Hus says-
A prsn oly beats whom he actualy luvs-
Angry wyf slaps him twice&Sayz-do u think i luv u lesser?
True love rockz
=============
A kid's love story-
Wherever she kept her foot, i kissed dat place,
&dat idiotic gal told my Mom-
"Aunty yur son is eatin mud.!"
==============
OHM'S LAW OF BOYz
"Whenevr eyEs of Boyz remain conStant on a Girl,D Amt of Attraction
Developed iS Directly Proportional 2 D
Figure of Girl"
A prsn oly beats whom he actualy luvs-
Angry wyf slaps him twice&Sayz-do u think i luv u lesser?
True love rockz
=============
A kid's love story-
Wherever she kept her foot, i kissed dat place,
&dat idiotic gal told my Mom-
"Aunty yur son is eatin mud.!"
==============
OHM'S LAW OF BOYz
"Whenevr eyEs of Boyz remain conStant on a Girl,D Amt of Attraction
Developed iS Directly Proportional 2 D
Figure of Girl"
======================
Wen a Women is Pregnant all her frnds touch her stomach n Say Congratulatns But, None of dem touch hr Husband's
n Say"Well done"
Wat a society
==============
Dark Were Those Days Without Ur Sight
When I Was In Darkness
U Gave Me Light, U Gave Me Strength 2 Make My Life Bright
Thank U My TUBELIGHT
============
Can A GIRL Make You a MILLIONAIR.?
?
Yes!!
!
!
!
0fCourse,,
But
*Conditions Apply-
.
.
.
'You Must Be A BILLIONAIRE'..
================
Rocking 2Day's Student-
Student- Sir Can a Boy B Punished 4 What He Hasn't Done
Sir- Ofcourse Not
Studnt- Well, I Haven't Done My HomeWork
=================
Railway minister has
introduced new train from
Mysore to Pakistan.
.
What
is the name
of train?
.
Guess!
.
U don't know?
.
"MYSOREPAK"
==============
Ever Noticed??
Dat Our Parents
Spend
1st 18 Months Trying To Make Us-
"STAND UP & TALK"
&
d Next
18yrs Trying To Make Us-
"SIT DOWN & LISTEN!"
==============
A Star Droped On Earth
He Askd Me What Do U Want
A Million Dollar Or a True Frnd
I Said a Million Dollar
Be Practical Yaar
we'll Enjoy wid tat
=================
Tchr:y did u wear Short today?
Girl:2day is halfday, so half dres,i'll wear ful dres on fullday sir
All boys:
Sir take xtra clas on Sunday
=============
"LOvE"
In France:Is a Comedy
In England:Its Tragedy
In Italy:Its a Wonder
In Germany:Its a Drama
BuT
In India: National Game for Girls!
=================
Girls r nvr wrong. Just smtimes cnfused,
childish,stuborn, senseles,emotional,
unchngeable,crazy, stupid,idiot n evn
Mad
Bt,
NVR WRONG..:)
==============
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account- account settings- De-
activate your Account and Start
Working...!! Lolz :-p
n Say"Well done"
Wat a society
==============
Dark Were Those Days Without Ur Sight
When I Was In Darkness
U Gave Me Light, U Gave Me Strength 2 Make My Life Bright
Thank U My TUBELIGHT
============
Can A GIRL Make You a MILLIONAIR.?
?
Yes!!
!
!
!
0fCourse,,
But
*Conditions Apply-
.
.
.
'You Must Be A BILLIONAIRE'..
================
Rocking 2Day's Student-
Student- Sir Can a Boy B Punished 4 What He Hasn't Done
Sir- Ofcourse Not
Studnt- Well, I Haven't Done My HomeWork
=================
Railway minister has
introduced new train from
Mysore to Pakistan.
.
What
is the name
of train?
.
Guess!
.
U don't know?
.
"MYSOREPAK"
==============
Ever Noticed??
Dat Our Parents
Spend
1st 18 Months Trying To Make Us-
"STAND UP & TALK"
&
d Next
18yrs Trying To Make Us-
"SIT DOWN & LISTEN!"
==============
A Star Droped On Earth
He Askd Me What Do U Want
A Million Dollar Or a True Frnd
I Said a Million Dollar
Be Practical Yaar
we'll Enjoy wid tat
=================
Tchr:y did u wear Short today?
Girl:2day is halfday, so half dres,i'll wear ful dres on fullday sir
All boys:
Sir take xtra clas on Sunday
=============
"LOvE"
In France:Is a Comedy
In England:Its Tragedy
In Italy:Its a Wonder
In Germany:Its a Drama
BuT
In India: National Game for Girls!
=================
Girls r nvr wrong. Just smtimes cnfused,
childish,stuborn, senseles,emotional,
unchngeable,crazy, stupid,idiot n evn
Mad
Bt,
NVR WRONG..:)
==============
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account- account settings- De-
activate your Account and Start
Working...!! Lolz :-p
=====================
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father and we should respect him!
-Be Lazy, Think Crazy.!!:D
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father and we should respect him!
-Be Lazy, Think Crazy.!!:D
=========================
Height of insult-
Son: Why did u use thumb impression on my report?
Fathr: Wth ur marks one cant possibly hav a father who can read or write
Son: Why did u use thumb impression on my report?
Fathr: Wth ur marks one cant possibly hav a father who can read or write
======================
Two lovers go to commit suicide.
Boy jumps. Girl closing her eyes & says,
"Love's blind!"
Boy opens the parachute & says, "Love never dies!"
Boy jumps. Girl closing her eyes & says,
"Love's blind!"
Boy opens the parachute & says, "Love never dies!"
==========================
When I Shut My Mouth
And Turn To Walk Away, It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
And Turn To Walk Away, It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
.
.
.
.
Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth My Time
Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth My Time
==============================
Naughty Definition of a Nurse:
A young and beautiful Girl who touches u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal :D
A young and beautiful Girl who touches u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal :D
========================
A boy was deeply in luv wid 25 yr gal
.
.
.
.
.
He jumpd 4m hill
.
Coz she was using PONDS AGE MIRACLE n was 95..!!:D
.
.
.
.
.
He jumpd 4m hill
.
Coz she was using PONDS AGE MIRACLE n was 95..!!:D
====================
A gal msgd her crush:
i <3 u
guy rplyd:
hey..y r u thinking lyk dis?
dont compare complex nos with real nos.
Moral-SUMTYMS boys also study
i <3 u
guy rplyd:
hey..y r u thinking lyk dis?
dont compare complex nos with real nos.
Moral-SUMTYMS boys also study
========
The most twisted lines on a girl's T-Shirt:
FRONT SIDE: "shame on u boyz,I Am still a virgin"
BACK SIDE:"cool guys,this is my old T-shirt"
=====================
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine
But
I'm Really Confused, What Makes U Shine.. Is It Harpic Or Domex.
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine
But
I'm Really Confused, What Makes U Shine.. Is It Harpic Or Domex.
=============
Wat hurts more dan losing a loved one?
?
?
?
?
Sliding down a coconut tree @ 60 km speed widout wearin underwear..!
?
?
?
?
Sliding down a coconut tree @ 60 km speed widout wearin underwear..!
===================
To check your "Self control".
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
!
Try to sleep early on your FIRST NIGHT! :P
CAN YOU ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
!
Try to sleep early on your FIRST NIGHT! :P
CAN YOU ??
====================
A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law.:D
The Student replies: Father-in-Law.:D
==================
A boy touched his girl friend..
Girl said.. dont touch me..all dat only after marriage..
boy said ok .
call me after your marriage! :D
================
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hrs.?
Fantastic Answer Said By Students-
"Our Dreams Are Always BIG"!
==================
GALILEO: Great mind
EINSTEIN: Genius mind
NEWTON: Xtraordinary mind
BILL GATES: Brilliant mind
But WE:"Never MIND"
EINSTEIN: Genius mind
NEWTON: Xtraordinary mind
BILL GATES: Brilliant mind
But WE:"Never MIND"
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Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
Well buy new WEDDING RING
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
Well buy new WEDDING RING
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The best way to make somebody remember you is,
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borrow money from them! ;)
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Frm here onwrds don't meet n talk 2mE
I m going in my way n u go by ur way
We'll nver meet again
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Gf: Do u like me?
Frm here onwrds don't meet n talk 2mE
I m going in my way n u go by ur way
We'll nver meet again
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Gf: Do u like me?
Bf:Yes!
Gf:Jump Down Frm D Roof & Prove it.;-)
He walked Up 2 D Edge N Said With A Smile
"Push me!":-)
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m0st intelliGent statement by a flirt:
"I'm n0t sacred 0f pr0p0sinG a Girl..
But
I'm sacred ab0ut, what w0uld happen if she aGrees.?
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Wat is d most proudest moment in a
students lyf?
Standin in middle of d exam hall n askin
"Whoever has my answer sheet plz
return"
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1 side love is like batting when v need 37 runs in 6 balls
v know its imposible
But stil we've a hope that
sreesanth will bowl the last over!
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Definition of first love:
"First luv is like getting water in a hot desert!
Once we drink it,
We get to know it isn't water!
It was petrol!"
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Cute Innocence:
A TeacheR said to a UKG Student:
'I MISS U'
Boy thinked FoR a long time and Replied to TeacheR
'I STUDENT U'
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A Mind Blowing Fact:
"No matter whether
guys buy 230cc karizma or 350cc Royal
Enfields It cannot overtake a beautiful
girl on 80cc Scooty Pep" :D
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Government Has Banned 25 Paise Coins !!
U Know Why ??
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Coz They Couldnt Handle
''One Anna''
How Would They Handle
''Chaar Anna''