The ans 2 d toughest qustn evr is here!
Q. Wen do u know u r in love?
Ans: U know u r in love wen u start
looking 4 d cheapest mobile plan.!
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Just Imagine World WithOut Girlz?
Park Empty
Theaters Silent
Police At Rest
All Mobile Company Loss
All Boys Getting Rank In ExAm..!
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Husband sent SMS
2 father-in-law
UR PRODUCT NOT MATCHING MY REQUIREMENTS
Smart Father-in-law:
WARANTY EXPIRED MANUFACTURER NOT
RESPONSIBLE
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Newly married Husbnd saves wife's numb.
on mob. as- MY LIFE
Aftr 1yr- MY WIFE
5yrs- HOME
10Yrs- HIT_LER
After a few years,
WRONG NUMBER :D
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Nobody in d world can stop u frm falling
in love
Bt 2 powerful weapons can do dat
Mummy's Chappal
&
Daddy's Belt
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Define a true music lover?
A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath;)
and a boy near d keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.
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Always keep ur gf's photo in ur
purse.wen u r in big trouble,see d
photo,u wil realize tht no other problm
is bigr thn this problem
wat an idea!!
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HUSBAND'Z DIARY:
Nw I alwyz watch my weddng video in
revers..
I luv d end wen she taks d ring off,
jumps in2 her car & returns 2 her home!!
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Breakup Tips:
How to creat
The Biggest
Doubt in Ur
Lover for YourSelf??
Very Simple
Just Suddenly SmS Her/Him
"I Love U too"
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Wat is fashion designing?
Too many Brains,
wit too many ideas working on too little
pieces of cloth jus 2 cover 2little
parts of a model!:D
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48+1 can sit in a Bus
.
5+1 can sit in a CAR
.
3+1 can sit in a AUTO
.
1+1 Can sit in a BIKE
.
Only 1 can sit in a
.
.
.
TOI'LET :D
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